An unexpected move, Messi is the new player of Hirsch Enterprises

After a long sporting career in the culé club, Lionel Messi has decided to leave Barcelona on an unprecedented and unexpected move, heading to Hirsch Enterprises team located in Toronto, Canada. Messi stated that "it wasn't a easy decision to make, but after some considerations and with the support of my family, I've decided to leave Barcelona taking into account what Andres is offering". The well-known magnate and ladies' man, also from Argentina, made an offer impossible to refuse according to the local newspapers. Messi is expected soon, although no ones knows exactly which position and what job is he going to perform. Some say it would be L4B and other speculations point him on the L4S, which has cause a bit of concern among his new teammates. Non-official versions aim towards Agüero and "Pipita" Higüain as the next recruits for the team, but nothing has been confirmed or denied by Hirsch.