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A gang of moskitoes residing in El Campello (Alicante, Spain) have recently announced their newest and most innovative creation, which, if experts forecasts are true, will definitely become the most impactful breakthrough in blood-sucking matters history. "It all started in July 2020, when we saw a family of nerdy gamers spending hours and hours playing video games at home" explains Komar Anton, leader of the moskitoes developing team. "Then we realised they liked projecting movies outdoors, the perfect environment for a frency blood feast" he continues. "It was such an easy job" commented Mucha Tosia, "we could even suck blood from under their feet!" he claimed. According to these moskitoes, their project could be finished by the end of this month, although their worst suspicions might be true, since Nintendo Switch owners are nowhere to be seen for a couple days already.