Rebellion in Turkey

Thousands of angry Turkish people took to the streets to protest the acquisition of a player by the Besiktas Football Club. Kepler Laveran Lima Ferreira, aka Pepe has been recently bought by the club but Turks are irate. "Why do we get the worse player in the world?!" Asked an angry demonstrator. The mob destroyed the stadium of Besiktas but the president of the club remained undaunted: "we are getting Pepe and we will have the world record of red cards. Finally our shitty club will win a record". He then added that: " uktur makedultigur atrakim mezit uldur" which translates as "Im the president and I do what I want and if you don't like it you can go to..." But the demonstrators are stepping up the protest. "We heard that they may also bring sergio Ramos and we need to prevent it at all cost". The player himself remained silent. When one of our journalists asked him, he simply tackled him.